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i am truely fabulous. you want to know how and why? oh i know you do.
i'm just increasing suspense. as is the usual practice of elegant ladies. (name that movie anyone? anyone? alright fine.)

remember my paper(s) that were due this morning? (it was technically papers. not just one. two prompts. two different things. yes.)
well remember how they were due at 9? i do.
remember how i fell asleep and didn't start them until 6? yeah me too.

so let us stop remembering and tell this story in real time.
i wake up. holy swears. it's 6. i have 3 hours to write two approximately 5 page papers.
put freak out on hold and just write lynds. you can do it. (is this too intense? younger viewers look away.)
8:20. finished with paper number 1. brilliant. next paper must be done in 40 minutes.
ever write a coherent 5 page paper in 40 minutes?
i highly doubt it. stop lying right now. you couldn't do it.
i apologize. that was harsh...

9:00. run out door. no time to change. no time to care.
arrive at JKB. print out paper(s) and run to SWKT to turn them in.
if you don't go to BYU this makes no sense to you. suffice it to say the SWKT is on the other side of campus from the JKB. i don't like waking. especially in the cold.

speaking of cold let us review what i wore this morning on my fabulous adventure.
pajamas.
flip flops.
glasses.
hair=nastafrass bun.
life=frozen.
also i had on a rather large hoodie....but....i didn't wear a bra.
i'm sorry. i'm ashamed.
i know you are too.
let me just tell you...i jingled all the way home.
hahah bad pun.

also i know it's been killing you.
i got my paper in on time.
was one significantly better than the other?
yes.
but there it goes.