Friday, January 7, 2011

12

Dear byu women who feel it is acceptable to sleep on the couches provided in womens restrooms:
not acceptable. have you no shame?
i came here to pee. that is what one does in the bathroom.
oh you didn't get the memo? i don't care!
shame on you. and shame on your parents for not socializing you in a manner acceptable to me.
you make me, and all other proper bathroom users pee shy.
we don't want to go knowing you might awake to the sound of our pee.
your dumb. that's the gist of this. please sleep elsewhere.
or get used to the sound of my pee. I'll be back tomorrow.
until then, peaceful pee filled dreams ya creeps.
All my love, Lynds.

No comments:

Post a Comment