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I like band wagons. I like jumping. I'll jump on up on this one.
Day 01 – Introduce yourself with pictures and words

Day 02 – Your first love


Day 03 – Your parents


Day 04 – What you ate today 


Day 05 – Your definition of love


Day 06 – Your day

Day 07 – Your best friend


Day 08 – A moment


Day 09 – Your beliefs

Day 10 – What you wore today 


Day 11 – Your siblings


Day 12 – What’s in your bag


Day 13 – This week

Day 14 – What you wore today

Day 15 – Your dreams

Day 16 – Your first kiss

Day 17 – Your favorite memory


Day 18 – Your favorite birthday

Day 19 – Something you regret


Day 20 – This month


Day 21 – Another moment


Day 22 – Something that upsets you

Day 23 – Something that makes you feel better


Day 24 – Something that makes you cry

Day 25 – A first

Day 26 – Your fears

Day 27 – Your favorite place


Day 28 – Something that you miss


Day 29 – Your aspirations


Day 30 – One last moment

13

playing steam roller with people twice your size will never be a good idea.
moose and goose will always rhyme. but never with kite.
if your laugh makes everyone else in the room want to kill you, you are the devil.
marcel the shell will always invoke laughter.

a list of small truths for you.

12

Dear byu women who feel it is acceptable to sleep on the couches provided in womens restrooms:
not acceptable. have you no shame?
i came here to pee. that is what one does in the bathroom.
oh you didn't get the memo? i don't care!
shame on you. and shame on your parents for not socializing you in a manner acceptable to me.
you make me, and all other proper bathroom users pee shy.
we don't want to go knowing you might awake to the sound of our pee.
your dumb. that's the gist of this. please sleep elsewhere.
or get used to the sound of my pee. I'll be back tomorrow.
until then, peaceful pee filled dreams ya creeps.
All my love, Lynds.

11

I have an intense fearful kind of hatred for macaulay culkin.
it's not something i fully understand, and something i just learned is unique to me.
i thought everyone disliked him.
he creeps me out.
has since forever.
i have always refused to watch the home alone movies for the mere fact that i would have to watch him for over an hour.

macaulay, you are my worst nightmare.

10

sometimes you only need to shave one leg.
to roll around in the snow almost naked.
and have a dance/zen party.

happy new year.